“Fairview Wine and Cheese unveils revolutionary ‘Goat Labour' initiative”
“In a move that has raised eyebrows and provoked uproar among traditionalists, Fairview Wine and Cheese, under the visionary leadership of Charles Back, has announced a groundbreaking strategy to tackle economic challenges head-on. Brace yourselves, because the era of vineyard workers is officially over – enter the goats.
“Yes, you heard it right. Fairview has bid adieu to human labour and welcomed our four-legged friends to take over the vineyard duties. How, you may ask? Through a concoction of goat pheromones, CBD, and methamphetamines. Don't worry, folks, it's all in the name of efficiency.”
